I’ve become addlepated in my old age.
Suddenly, I have become obsessed with an Azure Blue Samsung washing machine and nothing blander will do.
I used to be the most practical of consumers. I would trot into Sears and before the sales person could launch into his spiel, I would say, “I want the cheapest washing machine you have. I don’t need anything fancy. I just want to get my clothes clean.” (That’s probably why my last load of wash is sporting some rust stains.)
The last time I walked into Wettstein’s, I told the sales person, “I just want a fridge that gets food cold. I don’t need double doors or an icemaker or a bottom freezer. I just want to keep food cold.”
Same thing with the stove. I just told the sales person, “Find me the cheapest appliance that gets things hot.”
But now I’ve got a fancy new laundry alcove in my office. When I look up from typing this, I can see the freshly framed but washer-less space and I am dreaming in Azure Blue.
Originally, I was hunting for a red washer. I’d seen them in commercials plenty of times, I’d just never seen them in a store.
I still haven’t.
But then one day I stumbled across this Azure Blue Samsung at Best Buy. I must confess I did not look at the specs. I simply took down the measurements and called my sister Therese to tell her I had found a blue washing machine and it would fit nicely in my laundry alcove.
I have stopped in to visit that washer a number of times, most recently about three weeks ago. So when I got the paint slapped on the alcove, I cleaned up and went to Best Buy to lay my money down and tote home my dreamy Azure Blue.
But the washer was gone.
The salesman I talked to said Samsung had just pulled it and his guess was that there might have been complaints about the add-wash feature. So they pulled the machine and I can’t get it anymore.
The good news is that they are coming out with a new model — still in Azure — in a few weeks. It won’t have the add-wash feature, which is fine. I wasn’t really focused on all the doodads the washer had to offer — just the color.
Yes, I could get a nice charcoal gray for $50 less than Azure. Or a white one for even cheaper.
But this is the new, improved, addlepated Geri and the heart wants what the heart wants.
I still clip coupons. I still go to $5 matinee movies where I get free popcorn, and I still like two-for-one bargains.
But when I look up from this keyboard, I’m going to be looking at a washing machine as deep blue as the Azure Aegean Sea.